MY 0.05 secs OF FAME

Careful.
Blink and you'll miss it.

Thanks for not blinking.

MEATIER METEOR

Movies.
Reviews.
Set.
Go.

CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS

Didn't fancy the trailer at all.

But then i watched it and holy shit it was damn nice.
Love the fast cuts and talking-to-self bits when our scientist gets into action.
Pretty witty stuff.

*Steve playing with chocolate chips* XD


LAW ABIDING CITIZEN

Good story.
ouch to the 2nd criminal dude that died.
Above average but not on top.

THIS IS IT

I'm sorry to report that i succumbed to boredom in this one.
Maybe because i'm not exactly a MJ fan. Love some of his songs. Not ALL of it.

I invited flies (and mozzies and bacteria and fingers and fists) to visit my mouth in the middle of Earth Song.
Cineleisure was killer packed when i went to see it during the premiere.
was sweating buckets from peoplephobia and stress before the movie started.

People were crotch-grabbing and moon-walking all over me. Trauma.

MOON

Heard rave reviews about it so decided to give it a watch.
And by watch i mean download.

Unfortch, it was only so-so for me.

But then again. considering the low budget premise of this movie... it's pretty decent.

There IS a twist.
But....err.... not a very in-your-face impactful one.

you watch la.

I saw the trailer for How to Train Your Dragon recently and i just couldn't stop thinking how wrong the title is.

However, the dragon in question is damn adorable.
I'm a sucker for cute monstrosities.

So train my dragon i shall learn how to.

FIGHT!

I call it fate.
Pure concentrated fate.

It was only a matter of time before destiny would land itself in my lustful grasp and satisfy my cravings for hardcore 20 hit combos and cheesy pre-battle taunts.

It was only through an unavoidable system crash on my withering pc that drove me over the edge of my brother's place at SS24/24 and eventually the opportunity to renew my gaming life with the gift of the genius known as STREET FIGHTER IV for the PC.

Started toying with it on Friday night.
Ended up sleeping at approximately 5am that very day. (or technically, next day)
Too friggin addictive to put down.
Was busy figuring out ways to master CrimsonViper's traits cuz she looks so damn yauyeng in all her killer moves.

Anyway I'm kinda on a ChunLi / Rufus hiatus now.
I'm all about the legs and fats man.
If you're not one of those outdated blokes like me who are functionally retarded on joypads and have been playing it on PS3 for awhile, you'll know that those 2 have combo guns that out-fire and outBOOMZ any BFG 9000 out there.

Ryu and Ken are cheater players.
Their hoduken uppercuts can out-uppercut and out-attack ANY attack.
and the move itself looks so bladi good too. With the flaming fist and all.
Not a fair move at all man. Not a fair move.
How do the wimpy Blankas and Balrogs stand against something so effortlessly effective like that?!
Aih.

Brain power has been working on OT due to endless memorizing of character moves from websites like this.
It's like i'm back in school drilling in my maths formulas again, eager to exercise my new-found knowledge on the exam table.

Thankfully, I see no signs of blistering, bruising and swelling on fingers (or any other parts of the body).

...YET.

CNY ALREADY

It's not even Christmas and already some weird CNY shizz about to breakout soon.

Hand drawn by ur's truly.
To be used as props in a music video shoot next week.
Lets see how that turns out.
if all goes well u should be seeing these lil babies being fondled and caressed on national TV.

Keeping fingers crossed.

Oh. And while i was attending to nature's call.
The darkcorner aka indian macha neighbour's hands got itchy.

I came back and found THIS written on my innocent halfdrawn 扇子.

it doesnt look like one lo if u ask me.
Dunno wat indians thinking nowadays. -__-

Oh yeah.
And happy Belated Bday GobySoon.

May Marbles shine bright on u fo eva and eva.

WEDDING BALLS BELLS for ELEA

Rockstar colleague Eleana got married last week in the grandest of all grandest events at the Hotel Royale Chulan in KL.

The invitation card was fuchsia pink.
thank god the wedding wasnt.

that's the rockstar couple cutting the supatall cake.

June likes to touch my head.

the 8tv CSD team++ (now CBU - stupid name -_-)

And here is Eleana's leg

Ele's been dreaming of this night for ages.
so she was supa stressed but cannot show face cuz scared everything turn out fugly in photos.

Congrats guys!
photos leeched from June's JinCung.

PLANTS HATE ZOMBIES

Hurrah and rejoice-rich for I have something else to do after i retreat to my 4 walls at home rather than catchup on Warehouse 13, Dexter, Glee, Desperate Housewives, Hung, Fringe, Heroes, Californication and the newly begun Stargate Universe.

青青河边草

It's a game that promotes love between the living and it teaches us to be good gardeners so that our future greens grow healthy and bloom with life for the good of our environment.

It also teaches us to appreciate life and organise strategic attack maneuvers that make waste to any obstacles that try to gnaw, chew, crawl, drag or claw it's way into our living quarters.

And perhaps the biggest lesson from this game - it teaches us that no matter how cute you are and how much your religion teaches you not to kill, zombies deserve absolutely no mercy.

Also, your brain deserves your utmost care and protection.

why does love always feel like a battlefield?

Here are just some of the organic protector plants who keep the zombehs from taking over your garden and from eating your precious brain:

the descriptions are killer cute.

killer.

But then again.... you cant really blame the poor walking dead as well.
They're just doing what their basic bodily instincts tell em to do - seek out and devour brains. They dun have a choice. Pity them.

Monsters VS Aliens Plants VS Zombies

will they ever live in peas peace?

Nah.

Decapitate em zombehs, you.

Decapitate em with cuteness.

MAN-CHEST-HAIR CITY

Bare with me.

This is my 2nd last post about Europe before i end my grandfather Euro stories and poser Euro photos...

~

So from France, Bar死lona and Milan (airport only -_-) i waved the Frenchers au revoir and made my solo flight to Manchester where the childhood classmate waited with her pink brollie and immaculate eyebags in the rain, desperate to give me some of that much-needed lovin i was cravin since the whole passport incident.

So weird la actually.
We were classmates since standard 1 - 6 but both of us were too lansi and stuckup to speak to each other until recent years.

She took me back to her place (cue wriggle brows) @ Manchester Business School campus and it was raining so we were wet and then we started stripping and making out once we were alone my shoes and socks got all damp and soggy that i had to dry it outside.

But seriously. the campus hostels there are so different to campus hostels here in Msia.
they have walkways that go on forever and ever and if you don't remember which door opens to where (cause they all lookalike) you could walk into the wrong room and potentially someone in a compromising position and definitely maybe get a nice big slap across that pretty face of yours. Oh yea. You deserve it bitch. You do.

1st dinner in Manchy. with YeeVonster & her China friends.
Erm. Everyone was busy cleaning up.
I was lonely & lost.

My Manchy welcome gift from the Vonster.
H1N1 prevention mask and food in case they quarantine me.

-___-

Leeching off the Lappy.

up the stairs to her crib after grocery shopping.

Dining area.

Weather was cold and windy and rainy so i had my sweater on most of the time.
But after Barcelona and Nice i had enough of sun so the climate change was very much welcomed.

on campus ground.

Next day we took the bus around town where Vonster played guide to the many attractions of Manchester.

This is Piccadilly.
I like saying the name cuz it rolls off your tongue easily.
Plus the only recollection i have of this name was when i was playing Monopoly.

Jumpers in front of Manchester United FC.

Erm. A Park near her campus.

in front of Selfridges & Co.

I actually did alot of shopping in Manchester.
No thanks to YeeVonster's student card (which allowed pity discounts almost everrrywhere) and PRIMARK. I bought a handful of Topman slim ties that cost friggin 1 POUND each and a new sweater so i dont freeze to death at night. (previous sweater got stolen in bag)

Eye of Manchester.
Ya. Everywhere has an "eye of.." now.

Pink brollie super striking in the middle of rainy Manchy citycentre.

This is YVonster strutting her photography skill.

city centre again.

Winnie the Pooh cooked me breakfast.with super big sausage.
I'm pretty sure she enjoyed it more than me.

err. yea.

we also visited China Town Manchester.

...where we had Manchester Sze Chuan dish.

My sincere thankfulness to YeeVonster who opened her room and bed to me (cue wriggle brow) so willingly. I guess knowing someone for almost 17 years does come in handy.

3 days in Manchy.
1 day in London.

Take heart.
1 more post about my trip and you can rest.
Next grandfatherstory post: LONDON.